Big Brother 2022: Farmer Dave’s angry side shocks housemates as ‘frustrations bubble beneath the surface’
David Graham – aka Farmer Dave – is known for being one of the sweetest Big Brother housemates of all time.
But this season, the coffee rations in the house have gotten to him.
WATCH IN THE VIDEO ABOVE: Farmer Dave goes on his knees to beg Big Brother for coffee
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In a hilarious challenge, a desperate Dave, 42, kneels before a machine – and screams at it to produce coffee beans.
In a new challenge, Big Brother has told the housemates he can “see that there are some frustrations bubbling beneath the surface”.
To help the housemates vent, he has introduced the ‘venting machine’, where they can stand in front of the machine and vent their frustrations.
In return, the machine will distribute a reward, such as lollies, chocolate and tea.
Dave told Big Brother he was fine with food rations in the house, but “the coffee thing is a joke”.
“It’s actually getting ridiculous, it’s an OH&S issue,” Dave said.
“It’s a normal part of being a human, you get a coffee in the morning. Like, that’s just a normal thing.
“Like, you’re supplying us with porridge, I mean, Christ almighty.”
In a separate diary room entry, Dave told Big Brother he has had “one joy” in his life “and it is coffee”.
Dave entered the room of the venting machine first, as three housemates waited outside.
“Oh my god, this is brilliant,” Dave said as he knelt in front of the machine.
When nothing came out, Big Brother instructed the housemate he needed to vent in order to earn a prize.
“I really, really, really, really, really, really, really need coffee! Give me coffee,” Dave screamed, shocking the housemates who could hear him from outside.
The screaming continued: “Give me coffee at 7am every morning, I’ll be the best you’ve ever seen, I’ll not say bad words ever. I’ll be pleasant to everyone, and…”
Suddenly, individual coffee beans began to fall out.
“Oh f*** yes. F*** yes! Keep going, keep going, keep going! Oh my goodness,” Dave said as he collected the beans.
Laughing from outside the room was Reggie, who said, “He has got anger issues”.
Dave continued to scream “Yes!” as more and more beans poured out.
“I’ll be pleasant all day every day, I’ll say nice words, I’m not going to swear, the worst word I’m ever going to say is bugger!
“Bugger is going to be the worst word. I’m going to say ‘oops-a-daisy, oops-a-daisy’.”
Dave then emerged from the room victorious, holding his large container of coffee beans.
“Oh my god,” he told housemate Tim Dormer.
“You’ve just got to lose your nah-nahs and then it comes out like you’re a dog getting trained,” he joked.
Dave was suddenly the most popular man in the house, making freshly brewed coffees in the kitchen.
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